My best friends:
forcing people to reblog your selfies
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
the solar system map nearly killed me
when they say the name of the movie in the movie
do you ever just realize that you’re not a good person
A dick with a future
A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.
A dick with its own business gaining residual income and a stock portfolio
A socially conscious dick. A dick that’s helping to rebuild the community and cares about the environment.
A dick that pays the mortgage on time and brings its own bags to the supermarket
Aaron Tveit + The Thong Song